Dave Litterman's Top Ten Reasons why to own a water treadmill  from Riverpool.com  10.       "Your kids will not bother you with: 'When are you going to open the pool daddy?'” 9.         "You can relax by the pool without the delivery man making a pass at your tummy." 8.         "No killer bees in your pina colada." 7.         "You can write your latest customer's phone number on a piece of paper and it won't blow away." 6.         "Your neighbours will need to be invited, if they want to see you in a swimsuit." 5.        " You can stop buying chemicals by the truckload." 4.         "You won't have to hear swimming tips from across the fence." 3.         "Spy satellites will only see a roof, not your behind." 2.         "No skunk will crash your pool party." And the number ONE reason why to own a water treadmill from Riverpool.com is…. 1.  “If you have trouble waking up your spouse in the morning... You can put your bed next to the pool.”